Season 3 Launch Announcement (July 2023)
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[0:00–0:11] [Introductory voice unclear.]

[0:11] Credentials accepted. Your level will be queued after, and it immediately goes up the opposite direction.

[0:17] And I imagine this elevator takes priorities.

[0:20] It shoots up, yeah.

[0:21] So you are going up to get somebody before you go down.

[0:25] It's like you're in spot number seven.

[0:27] [expletive] seven? This is outrageous.

[0:30] I guess I can wait

[0:33] Your queue, spot number 8

[0:34] It went up

[0:36] The elevator went up and the queue went up

[0:38] This is [expletive] [expletive]

[0:40] Well as long as I don't gotta stand in that [expletive] thing

[0:43] In the elevator I'll be okay

[0:44] And then the little AI comes on

[0:45] It's like, VIP entering elevator

[0:48] Please stand in isolation chamber

[0:50] I'm like, [expletive]

[0:52] So I stand in the far corner of the isolation

[0:55] Of the elevator

[0:56] And a shade starts pulling around me

[0:59] that way the guy the vip coming in the elevator doesn't have to look at me

[1:03] like [expletive] every time i hate sitting in this thing it's embarrassing and then like after

[1:10] i get in the curtain starts closing and then like two bottles of febreze come down and

[1:15] i'm like i don't [expletive] stink man but now i'm muffled so i can yell all i want they can't hear me