Episodes

Season 2 Trailer | Introducing the Daft Monks
Dec. 31, 2021

Season 2 Trailer | Introducing the Daft Monks

Season two features everyone’s favorite deviants, the notorious Abraham Van Helsing and Trevor Belmont, as they zero in a coherent story and struggle to do anything right while uncovering the revival of their old nemesis, Dracula. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Prequel podcast Follow us on your preferred social platform for daily clips from the...
A Fate Worse Than McDeath
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Jan. 28, 2022

A Fate Worse Than McDeath

On the Season 2 premiere of Daft Monks, the Nates discuss the upcoming Monsters of the Multiverse sourcebook and workshop the plots of major 2022 blockbuster movies. Meanwhile, after months of retirement from the monster hunter business, Van Helsing heads into town to look for a job to help with the duo's increasingly restrictive financial situation. After a suspicious amount of time, Belmont decides to check in and clean up his partner's mess. Support the show Want even more content? If you can...
Leave It to Beaverlon
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Feb. 11, 2022

Leave It to Beaverlon

Nate discusses his second go-around with Covid-19 and the growing popularity of the game "Wordle." Nate gives a skeptical review of Critical Role's new animated show, Vox Machina. Bruce Wayne appears on a 70s-style dating show with criminal masterminds. Meanwhile, after a quick resupply at their home, the Daft Monks say goodbye to their quaint village and seek out Blade's contact along the way. Their path brings them to a curious town overrun with starved orphans and a mysterious oracle. Support...
Nun Other Than Sister Brother
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Feb. 25, 2022

Nun Other Than Sister Brother

The Nates talk scandal at the Winter Olympics, what the Chernobyl Olympic Games would look like, the Director of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and more. With Valentine's Day this month, Nate takes a stab at guessing some of the most iconic TV couples of all time. Meanwhile, after arriving at Herron Vinyard - a religious headquarters for vampire slayers - Van Helsing disguises himself in an attempt to avoid making a scene. The Daft Monks meet with Blade's contact, and a dire situation is reve...
Juan Life Gives You Moon Titties
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March 4, 2022

Juan Life Gives You Moon Titties

Nate discovers he was his team's handicap on his teenage bowling team and they both discuss the fairy tale setting of Children of Earte coming to Twitch. In anticipation of Robert Patterson's Batman movie, the Nates take a BuzzFeed quiz to determine which Gotham supervillains they emulate. Meanwhile, just before sneaking out in the cover of night from the Herron Vineyard church, the Daft Monks stumble into a murder mystery with four mysterious culprits. Support the show Want even more content? I...
A Rack to Remember
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Jan. 14, 2023

A Rack to Remember

The Nates address their year-long hiatus, the ridiculous potential of AI, and a series of avatars they created in an AI mobile app. Meanwhile, the Daft Monks return to Belmonts childhood home to better arm themselves for the fight against Dracula. Belmont works through family trauma, while Van Helsing makes himself quite comfortable. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and ...
Saved by the Swami
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Jan. 22, 2023

Saved by the Swami

The Nates discuss new year's health goals, and one of the hosts recalls how he was almost cast for a Squid Games Reality television show. Meanwhile, Bingo helps Van Helsing reconnect with his true self through a series of training montages while Belmont takes a leave of absence to gather intelligence on Dracula's location. A burglar hides and their midst, and some hard choices are made. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteratio...
The Enemy of My Enemy is... Nayenezgani
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Feb. 3, 2023

The Enemy of My Enemy is... Nayenezgani

The Nates discuss season 2 of Vox Machina, their casual Tomb of Annihilation campaign, and the new Dungeons and Dragons movie trailer. Meanwhile, Belmont is thrown into a prison cell in the depths of Dracula's castle, where he meets an unlikely ally. The peace is short-lived, however, when they discover their complicated family history. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics a...
Go Big or Go Groshurberger
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Feb. 6, 2023

Go Big or Go Groshurberger

The Nates discuss even more Squid Games reports, merch ideas, and hairdresser-turned-martial artist spear-wielding vigilantes. Meanwhile, Bingo sends Van Helsing on some errands to prepare for a special dinner with some infamous guests. Van Helsing learns Groshurberger's peculiar naming conventions and customs. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Pr...
Flaw and Morder, Featuring Jacques Ze Whipper
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Feb. 14, 2023

Flaw and Morder, Featuring Jacques Ze Whipper

The Nates interview Guinness World Record holder and whip-wielding circus performer, Jack Lepiarz (a.k.a. Jack the Whipper, a.k.a. Jacques Ze Whipper). Meanwhile, Van Helsing recalls back to the time when he represented a friend in Dracula's court of law. Nosferatu and McNibbles rise from the dead in this special one-off episode. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one ...
A Walk Down Memory Plane
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Feb. 20, 2023

A Walk Down Memory Plane

Nate ranks various Dungeons and Dragons source books and materials and laments a recent jiu jitsu injury and getting old. Meanwhile, Belmont and Nayenezgani enter the portal swallowing their ancestral land in an effort to shut it down. But what starts as a happy stroll through Belmont's childhood ends with some uncomfortable realizations. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics...
The Spy Who Gagged Me
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March 6, 2023

The Spy Who Gagged Me

The Nates recall their first hangout at a renaissance faire, discuss axe throwing, and rank some of the most disappointing magic items in Dungeons and Dragons. Meanwhile, Van Helsing makes a move against Bingo and joins forces with his portly friend from the brothel. He meets a femme fatale who may just win his heart... if she doesn't cut it of his chest, first. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ e...
Sons Out, Guns Out
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March 20, 2023

Sons Out, Guns Out

Nate shares how he faired at his jiu-jitsu tournament, a reoccurring trend in 80's movies, and some of the worst spells in Dungeons and Dragons. Meanwhile, Belmont joins Naya in his dreamscape, where he recalls his mother's murder and a familiar father figure. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Prequel podcast Follow us on your preferred social pla...
One Good Turn Deserves a Turnbuckle Teddie
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March 27, 2023

One Good Turn Deserves a Turnbuckle Teddie

Nate recalls chaperoning his child's recent field trip, his latest 80s movie binge, and his take on the HBO Max series Velma . Meanwhile, Van Helsing and Ginger make their getaway from Gröschureburgher, but not before an epic encounter with Bingo and the Turnbuckle Teddies. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Prequel podcast Follow us on your prefer...
Neither Heaven Nor Helsing, Part 1
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April 9, 2023

Neither Heaven Nor Helsing, Part 1

The Nates discuss Daylight Saving, the Korean reality TV show Physical 100 , testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), and the 1991 film Earnest Scared Stupid . Meanwhile, Van Helsing, Belmont and gang are finally reunited, and Van Helsing comes clean about his dark, convoluted past. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Prequel podcast Follow us on you...
Neither Heaven Nor Helsing, Part 2
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May 1, 2023

Neither Heaven Nor Helsing, Part 2

The Nates discuss hair loss, turkey hunting and the Disney film Strange World . Meanwhile, Belmont and gang piece together the remaining timeline of Van Helsing's past and formulate a plan to take down Bingo. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Prequel podcast Follow us on your preferred social platform for daily clips from the show and other social...
The Family That Slays Together
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May 8, 2023

The Family That Slays Together

The Nates share casino anecdotes, their first two star rating, and more. Meanwhile, the battle for Groshureburger, the Sun Temple, and the world begins as Van Helsing and gang mount an assault on Bingo's army. Campaign starts at (30:14). Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Prequel podcast Follow us on your preferred social platform for daily clips f...
The Chimera, the Lich and the Warlord
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May 26, 2023

The Chimera, the Lich and the Warlord

The Nates share some quick banter about an IT themed escape room and the new Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom release, before jumping right in to the climactic finale to Trevor Belmont and Abraham Van Helsing's story. Campaign starts at (13:03). Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, check out our first iteration of the podcast for 50+ episodes of weekly antics and one shot adventures: Prequel podcast Follow us on your preferred social platform for ...