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An archived announcement for the July 31, 2023 launch of Daft Monks Season 3 and its new cyberpunk story in Beacon City. Any release-date references in this recording refer to that original launch.
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0:00–0:11[Introductory voice unclear.]
0:11Credentials accepted. Your level will be queued after, and it immediately goes up the opposite direction.
0:17And I imagine this elevator takes priorities.
0:20It shoots up, yeah.
0:21So you are going up to get somebody before you go down.
0:25It's like you're in spot number seven.
0:27[expletive] seven? This is outrageous.
0:30I guess I can wait
0:33Your queue, spot number 8
0:34It went up
0:36The elevator went up and the queue went up
0:38This is [expletive] [expletive]
0:40Well as long as I don't gotta stand in that [expletive] thing
0:43In the elevator I'll be okay
0:44And then the little AI comes on
0:45It's like, VIP entering elevator
0:48Please stand in isolation chamber
0:50I'm like, [expletive]
0:52So I stand in the far corner of the isolation
0:55Of the elevator
0:56And a shade starts pulling around me
0:59that way the guy the vip coming in the elevator doesn't have to look at me
1:03like [expletive] every time i hate sitting in this thing it's embarrassing and then like after
1:10i get in the curtain starts closing and then like two bottles of febreze come down and
1:15i'm like i don't [expletive] stink man but now i'm muffled so i can yell all i want they can't hear me