Episodes

Sept. 25, 2023

High Noon Nail Salon

In this episode, the Nates discuss Barbenheimer, bodybuilding, and the cruel realization that they will not be on television. For the campaign, Roy and Ash meet a mysterious cocktail waitress by the name of Proxie, and Roy ge...

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Sept. 6, 2023

Love Thy Neighbor's Utilities

In this episode, Nate has a bone to pick with his equal opportunity training facilitator and their bias against miniature ponies, while other Nate gets on the American Gladiators bandwagon. For the campaign, Roy and Ash team ...

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Aug. 23, 2023

What Goes Up Must Come Down, Eventually

In this episode, the Nates talk new homes, the American Gladiators documentary on Netflix, and more. For the campaign, Ash and Roy continue their day and finally cross paths deep in the underbelly of Beacon Group HQ. Roy's co...

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Aug. 8, 2023

Season 3 Trailer | New Campaign Intro Music

Check out our new theme song for Season 3 created by @northsidenate (yes, another Nate)! Episode 2 is coming out end of the week. Stay tuned! Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache poor audio quality, …

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Aug. 1, 2023

A Breakdown in Commute-ication

We're back! I said Monday and we delivered, albeit late Monday evening. Anywho, welcome to a new story with the same shitty hosts. In this episode, the Nates recap their experience at Phoenix Fan Fusion, discuss their hyper-r...

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July 28, 2023

Season 3 Trailer | Daft Monks Returns Monday

Daft Monks Season 3 returns next week (Monday, July 31st) with a new story, new shenanigans, and new hosts! Just kidding, same shitty hosts. Welcome to Beacon City. Support the show Want even more content? If you can stomache...

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June 7, 2023

Season 3 Trailer | The Underground Podcast

We're working on some bonus episodes before we truly wrap up Season 2, however in the meantime, here's your first look at Season 3 of the Daft Monks podcast. While you can still expect the same twisted sense of humor …

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May 26, 2023

The Chimera, the Lich and the Warlord

The Nates share some quick banter about an IT themed escape room and the new Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom release, before jumping right in to the climactic finale to Trevor Belmont and Abraham Van Helsing's story. Ca...

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May 8, 2023

The Family That Slays Together

The Nates share casino anecdotes, their first two star rating, and more. Meanwhile, the battle for Groshureburger, the Sun Temple, and the world begins as Van Helsing and gang mount an assault on Bingo's army. Campaign starts...

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May 1, 2023

Neither Heaven Nor Helsing, Part 2

The Nates discuss hair loss, turkey hunting and the Disney film Strange World . Meanwhile, Belmont and gang piece together the remaining timeline of Van Helsing's past and formulate a plan to take down Bingo. Support the show...

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April 9, 2023

Neither Heaven Nor Helsing, Part 1

The Nates discuss Daylight Saving, the Korean reality TV show Physical 100 , testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), and the 1991 film Earnest Scared Stupid . Meanwhile, Van Helsing, Belmont and gang are finally reunited, and...

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March 27, 2023

One Good Turn Deserves a Turnbuckle Teddie

Nate recalls chaperoning his child's recent field trip, his latest 80s movie binge, and his take on the HBO Max series Velma . Meanwhile, Van Helsing and Ginger make their getaway from Gröschureburgher, but not before an epic...

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March 20, 2023

Sons Out, Guns Out

Nate shares how he faired at his jiu-jitsu tournament, a reoccurring trend in 80's movies, and some of the worst spells in Dungeons and Dragons. Meanwhile, Belmont joins Naya in his dreamscape, where he recalls his mother's m...

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March 6, 2023

The Spy Who Gagged Me

The Nates recall their first hangout at a renaissance faire, discuss axe throwing, and rank some of the most disappointing magic items in Dungeons and Dragons. Meanwhile, Van Helsing makes a move against Bingo and joins force...

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Feb. 20, 2023

A Walk Down Memory Plane

Nate ranks various Dungeons and Dragons source books and materials and laments a recent jiu jitsu injury and getting old. Meanwhile, Belmont and Nayenezgani enter the portal swallowing their ancestral land in an effort to shu...

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Feb. 14, 2023

Flaw and Morder, Featuring Jacques Ze Whipper

The Nates interview Guinness World Record holder and whip-wielding circus performer, Jack Lepiarz (a.k.a. Jack the Whipper, a.k.a. Jacques Ze Whipper). Meanwhile, Van Helsing recalls back to the time when he represented a fri...

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Feb. 6, 2023

Go Big or Go Groshurberger

The Nates discuss even more Squid Games reports, merch ideas, and hairdresser-turned-martial artist spear-wielding vigilantes. Meanwhile, Bingo sends Van Helsing on some errands to prepare for a special dinner with some infam...

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Feb. 3, 2023

The Enemy of My Enemy is... Nayenezgani

The Nates discuss season 2 of Vox Machina, their casual Tomb of Annihilation campaign, and the new Dungeons and Dragons movie trailer. Meanwhile, Belmont is thrown into a prison cell in the depths of Dracula's castle, where h...

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Jan. 22, 2023

Saved by the Swami

The Nates discuss new year's health goals, and one of the hosts recalls how he was almost cast for a Squid Games Reality television show. Meanwhile, Bingo helps Van Helsing reconnect with his true self through a series of tra...

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Jan. 14, 2023

A Rack to Remember

The Nates address their year-long hiatus, the ridiculous potential of AI, and a series of avatars they created in an AI mobile app. Meanwhile, the Daft Monks return to Belmonts childhood home to better arm themselves for the ...

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March 4, 2022

Juan Life Gives You Moon Titties

Nate discovers he was his team's handicap on his teenage bowling team and they both discuss the fairy tale setting of Children of Earte coming to Twitch. In anticipation of Robert Patterson's Batman movie, the Nates take a Bu...

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Feb. 25, 2022

Nun Other Than Sister Brother

The Nates talk scandal at the Winter Olympics, what the Chernobyl Olympic Games would look like, the Director of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and more. With Valentine's Day this month, Nate takes a stab at guessing some ...

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Feb. 11, 2022

Leave It to Beaverlon

Nate discusses his second go-around with Covid-19 and the growing popularity of the game "Wordle." Nate gives a skeptical review of Critical Role's new animated show, Vox Machina. Bruce Wayne appears on a 70s-style dating sho...

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Jan. 28, 2022

A Fate Worse Than McDeath

On the Season 2 premiere of Daft Monks, the Nates discuss the upcoming Monsters of the Multiverse sourcebook and workshop the plots of major 2022 blockbuster movies. Meanwhile, after months of retirement from the monster hunt...

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